the ham … it’s… it’s …… argghhhhhh
i love when cats’ programming glitches out
(Source: theoddgifdump)
Tracks
WHOA LOOK OUT SKRILLEX
omfg
(Source: fraxtil)
“HUMAN HANDS ARE SO WEAK”
“DAMMIT how you do this without telekinesis?”
“WHAT IS THIS SENSATION CALLED PAIN”
the best of tumblr confusion
YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE
god damn it
(Source: cornchipz)
Anonymous
Anonymous asked:
Have you ever made any one cry?Yes. It was a girl.
(Source: jemfinches)
does tumblr have cheat codes
it’s called being physically attractive
The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat
this would fuck me up
im not ok
Imagine a drunk person walking in there
HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
SEA PANCAKE OUT. Everyone take a moment to appreciate these comments..
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
excuse you
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
iVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS SCREENSHOT FOR THE PAST 38748912374980123749 YEARS
hE LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO SUMMON SATAN THROUGH DARK MAGIC OR SOMETHINGnNNGNG
(Source: sharroku)
missesdoctorwho asked:
Have you ever thrown up lolHA YOU MUST BE JOKING
